December 2011
i am going to america in 6 days. fuck off right...
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
babyyspice asked: omg u like baby spice toooo? :D heheh <333
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“I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I’m naturally tall and skinny,...”
– Anonymous (via dewy-eyes)
“People often ask what they’re worth… Well, if you split your body into chemicals...”
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